I once was a lost man, and then she strolled into my life. One day, she walked back out, and now my heart has stopped beating.
The only thing this post is missing is U.
Today is the first Monday that I have worked, this year.
Now I kind of understand you people and your hatred for Mondays.
I still don’t get “caturday”.
Sir Anthony Hopkins made an excellent Alfred Hitchcock
Afternoon Drinking Conversations:
Her: I am afraid of boats.
Me: Why? You’re boobs will make you float?
Other Guy: If they don’t make her float, they will bring her down, feet up and boobs down!
Me: So like any ordinary Friday night?
I am the most insignificant person in the world.
I am okay with this.