I once was a lost man, and then she strolled into my life. One day, she walked back out, and now my heart has stopped beating.

 

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The only thing this post is missing is U.

Today is the first Monday that I have worked, this year.

Now I kind of understand you people and your hatred for Mondays.

I still don’t get “caturday”.

I played picnic table chess yesterday. 

I moved three pieces in a decisive victory. 

When will he ever learn?

I played picnic table chess yesterday.

I moved three pieces in a decisive victory.

When will he ever learn?

Sir Anthony Hopkins made an excellent Alfred Hitchcock

Afternoon Drinking Conversations:

Her: I am afraid of boats.

Me: Why? You’re boobs will make you float?

Her: Ha!

Other Guy: If they don’t make her float, they will bring her down, feet up and boobs down!

Me: So like any ordinary Friday night?

I am the most insignificant person in the world.

I am okay with this.