I once was a lost man, and then she strolled into my life. One day, she walked back out, and now my heart has stopped beating.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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The only thing this post is missing is U.
Today is the first Monday that I have worked, this year.
Now I kind of understand you people and your hatred for Mondays.
I still don’t get “caturday”.
I played picnic table chess yesterday.
I moved three pieces in a decisive victory.
When will he ever learn?
Sir Anthony Hopkins made an excellent Alfred Hitchcock
Afternoon Drinking Conversations:
Her: I am afraid of boats.
Me: Why? You’re boobs will make you float?
Her: Ha!
Other Guy: If they don’t make her float, they will bring her down, feet up and boobs down!
Me: So like any ordinary Friday night?
I am the most insignificant person in the world.
I am okay with this.