I once was a lost man, and then she strolled into my life. One day, she walked back out, and now my heart has stopped beating.

 

I know you all think that I am going to freak out, because people are discussing my penis, on tumblr, but I’m not going to. I’m not drunk in a bar, taking cockshots, with my phone. I don’t care that it is Thursday, and I am not freaking out! 


*seriously, I’m not

I know you all think that I am going to freak out, because people are discussing my penis, on tumblr, but I’m not going to. I’m not drunk in a bar, taking cockshots, with my phone. I don’t care that it is Thursday, and I am not freaking out!


*seriously, I’m not

This is my face*


*when I found some marijuana

This is my face*


*when I found some marijuana

This is my face*


*when I have run out of marijuana

This is my face*


*when I have run out of marijuana

Run, Forrest, Run

Sending good vibes to the northeast

Make yourself proud

I had one good beer, for dessert

I had one good beer, for dessert

I am almost done drinking, and I can’t think of any vinyl that would make me happier, than my second favorite Red Headed Stranger. 

I love you, Leah (@bluegypsy), you are always on my mind. You are part of my heart, soul and life. 

Also god bless you Willie, you use condoms, as much as I do. Happy dime bag, brother.

I am almost done drinking, and I can’t think of any vinyl that would make me happier, than my second favorite Red Headed Stranger.

I love you, Leah (@bluegypsy), you are always on my mind. You are part of my heart, soul and life.

Also god bless you Willie, you use condoms, as much as I do. Happy dime bag, brother.

GPOYW: I know what you people are doing edition

GPOYW: I know what you people are doing edition

Today is Weally Big Beer Wednesday, wight?

Today is Weally Big Beer Wednesday, wight?